Reply to: Proper flu

[MarillionFan]

Who needs a doctor when you have the collective wisdom of cuk?

Personally I think the symptoms combined with bed wetting should give a quick diagnosis.

I diagnose a bad case of nappy rash. Do you concur Dr Brillo?

[BrilloPad]

There are only about 100 cases of Flu for the whole country. You could have some other illness. Did you see a doctor?

Who needs a doctor when you have the collective wisdom of cuk?

Personally I think the symptoms combined with bed wetting should give a quick diagnosis.

[Paddy]

Been off work all week

Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

Can the CUK doc write me a script.

There are only about 100 cases of Flu for the whole country. You could have some other illness. Did you see a doctor?

[mudskipper]

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

[darmstadt]

Oh dear:

[SimonMac]

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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.

I was thinking

[vetran]

Bert 'Sicknote' Quigley

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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.

[MarillionFan]

Bring in Rev Brillopad. He can get exercise him!

[suityou01]

Are you saying Suity has the devil in him?

[MarillionFan]

I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me

Are you saying Suity has the devil in him?

[suityou01]

I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me

Praise da Lawd

[BrilloPad]

I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me

I thought that was where you got your aids?

[minestrone]

Soupy, that's called aids.

HTH

I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me

[BrilloPad]

Aren't those the symptoms of ebola?

I recommend a wine sized glass of whisky every hour.

HTH

[minestrone]

Zinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.

Magnesium? FFS he has probably got a mild cold, not running an ultramarathon, magnesium, dear lord.