Who on here doesn't have children?

[NotAllThere]

I like the fact that when I get up early and start work, as soon as one of my sprogs gets up for school/college, they bring me a cup of tea.

[mudskipper]

I like the fact that when I get up early and start work, as soon as one of my sprogs gets up for school/college, they bring me a cup of tea.

I like the fact that when I get home from work and slouch in my armchair, one of my sprogs will fetch me wine and a glass.

[MarillionFan]

I like the fact that when I get home from work and slouch in my armchair, one of my sprogs will fetch me wine and a glass.

A glass? How posh.

[SimonMac]

I like the fact that when I get home from work and slouch in my armchair, one of my sprogs will fetch me wine and a straw.

FTFY

[barrydidit]

Now I'm not sure.

Wasn't easy bringing up my partner's son but I thought I did a good enough job.

My neighbours have adopted 2 kids (as babies). They had to jump through loads of hoops, a real nightmare process. I can't imagine their determination to want to bring up kids - all I had to do was the mrs, they had to prove themselves to be 'worthy individuals' to the social workers. I think the Glastonbury parking sticker in the front of his car was a genius bit of theatre

[BrilloPad]

I like the way when my kids get home from school they post drivel on cuk for me.

[Robinho]

I like the way when my kids get home from school they post drivel on cuk for me.

How many kids do you have!

[BrilloPad]

How many kids do you have!

By blood or where I am named on the birth certificate?

[SimonMac]

By blood or where I am named on the birth certificate?

They only count as yours if the CSA say's you have to pay for them

[Zippy]

I like the fact that when I get up early and start work, as soon as one of my sprogs gets up for school/college, they bring me a cup of tea.

I like the fact that when I get home from work and slouch in my armchair, one of my sprogs will fetch me wine and a glass.

If they'll go to the offie too, I might be persuaded ....