Who on here doesn't have children?

[Cliphead]

Take another shot you dullard.

Only in person cnt.

[BrilloPad]

kids.

screaming, shouting, whining.

And thats just the conception.

[mudskipper]

What an odd assertion. Why have you had your fertility tested if you've not planned to have kids? Wouldn't you just assume everything was in working order till proven otherwise? I can only speculate you're either a sperm donor, or have some Cliphead juice frozen for insurance purposes? Which is it?

My ex told me he fired blanks.

Nine months later, he realised he was mistaken.

[barrydidit]

Three miscarriages with my first serious partner ended that dream, never did get around to it after that. I still feel the pain.

Well I've got a couple, you can have them for a couple of days if you want to know about pain. Try living this tulip on a constant loop.

[BrilloPad]

My ex told me he fired blanks.

Nine months later, he realised I was putting it about

FTFY

[Cliphead]

Well I've got a couple, you can have them for a couple of days if you want to know about pain. Try living this tulip on a constant loop.

Now I'm not sure.

Wasn't easy bringing up my partner's son but I thought I did a good enough job.

[Zippy]

No sprogs, no desire to have 'em.

There are many people who could do a better job of child rearing than me so let them. Horses for courses and all that jazz.

[eek]

No sprogs, no desire to have 'em.

There are many people who could do a better job of child rearing than me so let them. Horses for courses and all that jazz.

There are also many people who do a fair worse job than you could ever imagine. But then again they aren't bright enough to know any better and their children are often worse.

[MarillionFan]

There are also many people who do a fair worse job than you could ever imagine. But then again they aren't bright enough to know any better and their children are often worse.

You don't have to have children to leave a legacy. Ask Jimmy Saville. Oh hang on!

[Robinho]

I like kids but it doesn't seem worth the effort.

Expensive, loud, can't turn them off or put them away. Also you'll spot annoying combinations of your own personal flaws, and your missuses flaw's in them - which seems just depressing.

I'm a pretty lazy person, I enjoy relaxing, nice scenery, the sun, getting high.

No kids for me thanks.