I feel like a piece of meat

[original PM]

So I decided to work on my abs n stuff in client co gym today.

Always go to same pumping corner wearing my usual tight matching bright yellow lycra

So I was minding my own business admiring my perfectly formed body in the mirrors when I noticed some birds watching me.

No matter what I did be it squats, thrusts or a combination of the two the ladies would not look away.

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

(no poll to follow)

[DimPrawn]

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

(no poll to follow)

Pepperami?

[sasguru]

What should I do?

Wake up.

[Sausage Surprise]

Flash your pork sword at them ?

[BrilloPad]

some birds watching me.

Pigeons? does your bulge look like a peanut?

[BA to the Stars]

Shove a pair of football socks down your lycra shorts to impress them

[Pondlife]

Shove a pair of football socks down your lycra shorts to impress them

Remember to shove it down the front next time too.

[BrilloPad]

An update from the person that sent me the issue when I PMed and asked if they were enjoying the replies and parody thread :-

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are you kidding - its hilarious - i needed someone to make light of the situation

next time i get perved at i'll probably laugh at him

made my day

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i may bite if someoen is witty enough

[Ignis Fatuus]

So I decided to work on my abs n stuff in client co gym today.

Always go to same pumping corner wearing my usual tight matching bright yellow lycra

So I was minding my own business admiring my perfectly formed body in the mirrors when I noticed some birds watching me.

No matter what I did be it squats, thrusts or a combination of the two the ladies would not look away.

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

(no poll to follow)

Don't worry. The problem goes away sooner than you think.

[vetran]

These moves?

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go on you know you want to!

He's gagging fur it ...




or wear baggy trousers like us other hunks do.