I feel like a piece of meat

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vetran replied

11 December 2012, 14:09
These moves?

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go on you know you want to!

He's gagging fur it ...

or wear baggy trousers like us other hunks do.
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Ignis Fatuus replied

11 December 2012, 14:01
Originally posted by original PM View Post

So I decided to work on my abs n stuff in client co gym today.

Always go to same pumping corner wearing my usual tight matching bright yellow lycra

So I was minding my own business admiring my perfectly formed body in the mirrors when I noticed some birds watching me.

No matter what I did be it squats, thrusts or a combination of the two the ladies would not look away.

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

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Don't worry. The problem goes away sooner than you think.
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BrilloPad replied

11 December 2012, 14:01
An update from the person that sent me the issue when I PMed and asked if they were enjoying the replies and parody thread :-

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are you kidding - its hilarious - i needed someone to make light of the situation

next time i get perved at i'll probably laugh at him

made my day

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i may bite if someoen is witty enough
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Pondlife replied

11 December 2012, 13:59
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Shove a pair of football socks down your lycra shorts to impress them

Remember to shove it down the front next time too.
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BA to the Stars replied

11 December 2012, 13:51
Shove a pair of football socks down your lycra shorts to impress them
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BrilloPad replied

11 December 2012, 13:39
Originally posted by original PM View Post

some birds watching me.

Pigeons? does your bulge look like a peanut?
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Sausage Surprise replied

11 December 2012, 13:39
Flash your pork sword at them ?
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sasguru replied

11 December 2012, 13:38
Originally posted by original PM View Post

What should I do?

Wake up.
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DimPrawn replied

11 December 2012, 13:37
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

(no poll to follow)

Pepperami?
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original PM started a topic I feel like a piece of meat

11 December 2012, 13:36
I feel like a piece of meat

So I decided to work on my abs n stuff in client co gym today.

Always go to same pumping corner wearing my usual tight matching bright yellow lycra

So I was minding my own business admiring my perfectly formed body in the mirrors when I noticed some birds watching me.

No matter what I did be it squats, thrusts or a combination of the two the ladies would not look away.

I now feel like a piece of meat.

What should I do?

(no poll to follow)
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