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How do you cook Christmas dinner?
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Originally posted by VectraMan View Post1. Put two slices of bread in toaster
2. Open tin of beans, pour into pan and heat on medium heat for 2 minutes whilst stirring.
3. Butter toast when done.
4. Pour beans over toast.
5. Serve.
The toast will be cold by the time you serve that (and you're missing an egg)Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Poststupidest thing I've ever heard
The toast will be cold by the time you serve that (and you're missing an egg)
Lots of toasters don't brown bread sufficiently until they are on their second batch."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou don't rest the bird ? Shocking"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Poststupidest thing I've ever heard
The toast will be cold by the time you serve that (and you're missing an egg)Comment
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