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How do you cook Christmas dinner?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    You don't rest the bird ? Shocking
    That was a guide for beginners. You can do what you want afterwards
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      Is that something like a gantt chart ?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #13
        1. Put two slices of bread in toaster
        2. Open tin of beans, pour into pan and heat on medium heat for 2 minutes whilst stirring.
        3. Butter toast when done.
        4. Pour beans over toast.
        5. Serve.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Standard 4 rings and one oven. What goes where and when?

          I do it every year and every year I end up writing a new schedule of what needs to go where and when.
          Whoooo - ditch the 4 rings and get a good steamer.

          2 rings will be used for spuds.

          The steamer will have the carrots, sprouts, broc and other stuff in

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            #15
            I don't, my Chalet staff do it and I stay out of the way!

            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              0. Preheat oven.
              1. Put bird in oven. Switch on oven. Note time required to cook bird and add 5-10 minutes.
              2. Subtract time required to roast potatoes from 1.
              3. Set timer to result of 2.
              4. Prepare veg and parboil potatoes.
              5. When timer dings add potatoes to oven and start cooking veg.
              6. Reset timer to time required to cook potatoes. Veg should be cooked within this time.
              7. Timer dings again. Bird ready, potatoes ready, veg ready.
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              You don't rest the bird ? Shocking
              My thoughts exactly. For cooking a goose, the bird needs to rest for at least thirty minutes. Everything else needs to be timed to be ready for then - bearing in mind that some veggies need simmering, while others need just to be brought to the boil.

              If you've really not got space, then some items can simply be reheated just before they're needed. If you use the ice-water method of preserving colour, you'll be doing this anyway.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                My thoughts exactly. For cooking a goose, the bird needs to rest for at least thirty minutes. Everything else needs to be timed to be ready for then - bearing in mind that some veggies need simmering, while others need just to be brought to the boil.
                Agreed
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  1. Remove film from dessert. Cut slit in film over mixed vegetables.
                  2. Microwave on High 5 minutes. Turn back film; rearrange turkey slices. Stir stuffing and potatoes. Replace film. Return tray to microwave oven.
                  3. Microwave on High 4 minutes.
                  4. Let stand 1 minute in microwave oven. Stir potatoes.


                  FTFY.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    It's the jigsaw puzzle of spuds, parsnips and stuffing on the bottom shelf that does my head in.

                    And Swede. How long am I supposed to do cook that for.

                    Stupid veggies.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post


                      FTFY.
                      whs

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