The end to racism is within grasp

[BrilloPad]

Global racism to be eradicated by everyone wearing No To Racism t-shirts

[moggy]

.. and of course John Terry wearing an armband.. that'll do it...

[Mich the Tester]

If only.

[Doggy Styles]

Whoops! Ferdinand wants to stir it up again. I thought it was impossible to find anyone thicker than Terry, but you live and learn.

[TestMangler]

The trouble with these campaigns is that they attract Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, "Play For Today", Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, Up Jenkins, up everybody's, Chinese restaurants - why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants?

[DodgyAgent]

Global racism to be eradicated by everyone wearing No To Racism t-shirts

I have another T shirt saying all agents should get a minimum of 30% margins

[BrilloPad]

I have another T shirt saying all agents should get a minimum of 30% margins

So you don't wear a no-to-racism one?

RACIST!

[DodgyAgent]

So you don't wear a no-to-racism one?

RACIST!

Being an agent I have no prejudices when it comes to where my margin comes from

[minestrone]

When Ferguson said "we can't have sheep wandering off" did anyone else think, "what, like black sheep?"

[Mich the Tester]

Being an agent I have no prejudices when it comes to where my margin comes from

Hmm, not sure. My father turned down a job applicant last week on the grounds that the bloke said he hated Mrs Thatcher. Not really very smart when you're surrounded by people who run their own businesses.