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What turds have you been asked to polish?
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Woof woof beg beg.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
It probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPot & Kettle Department is busy again, I see
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I am indeed already financially secure you tedious bore.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks for proving my point.
I've solved far more than complex software problems (although I did a bit of that in my time) - I've solved the problem of how to be financially secure at 40.
Now go back to work, you've got a renewal to work for.
If you haven't spent many years building nontrivial systems you simply are not qualified to comment on what is required. Dismissing the entire development community merely shows what an uninformed windup merchant you are.
SAS implementations don't cut it. The maths you've used may be complex but I doubt you've authored anything original there, if you're just now completing an MSc. That doesn't add up does it?
Who are you trying to kid? Please go away and don't embarrass yourself further by confusing coding up a few numerical analyses with building serious pieces of software. You have touched the tip of the iceberg, but you don't even realise that , do you dumbo?Comment
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Dont you worry yourself sweetheart, you got no more thought from me than how many pieces of toilet paper I was going to use to wipe my ample arse with for my morning constitutional. In fact.... slightly less thought.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Why? I thought he would adopt his usual scattergun approach and insult everyone in turn. Its the safest option around here really.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.Last edited by eek; 20 October 2012, 06:37.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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