I can help you achieve

[aussielong]

But if I only end up near the bottom of the 20%, and then some other people do the course too, I might end up outside. If this happens do I get my money back?

You can pay again and redo the course.

If you perform and stay in the top 20% , you can sell the course for a cut.

[SimonMac]

I see what you've done there.

I offer discounts for those in certain disadvantaged social groups.

What, like Aussies, and the poor bastards that want to be Aussies and emigrate there

[KentPhilip]

PM me.

Its a combination of having a few sherbets and being a few sheets to the wind

it's a concatenation of two old sayings

a few sherberts = a few beers

two sheets to the wind = an unsteady and of of control sailing vessel


a shorter and more prosaic expression would be 'pissed as a fckng cnt'

although I have no idea of the origins of that particular phrase

Thank you..

[doodab]

You could benefit from my course. PM me.

You could benefit from a course. Of electroconvulsive therapy.

[aussielong]

What, like Aussies, and the poor bastards that want to be Aussies and emigrate there

Are you the guy from "an idiot abroad?"

[Moscow Mule]

I was thinking about moving to New Zealand, but then I realised I didn't like the Neighbours.

[eek]

You could benefit from a course. Of electroconvulsive therapy.

Given the long term side effects (listed below) are you sure AussieLong hasn't already had a course

• Some difficulties with memory are probably present in everyone receiving ECT.
• personalities have changed,
• lost skills
• no longer the person they were before ECT.
• permanently harmed.

[alreadypacked]

You could benefit from a course. Of electroconvulsive therapy.

[MarillionFan]

The timezone? The location? The cocksure nature?

Is AussieLong our Gonzo??

[aussielong]

The timezone? The location? The cocksure nature?

Is AussieLong our Gonzo??

Gonzo wha? I don't fap.

I've got a c0ck like gonzos nose. Or have I got a nose like gonzos c0ck?

Or do you mean im your camera into the real world? Do you want a commentary of my daily purge?