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    #61
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Gonzo wha? I don't fap.

    I've got a c0ck like gonzos nose. Or have I got a nose like gonzos c0ck?

    Or do you mean im your camera into the real world? Do you want a commentary of my daily purge?
    Either on drugs or should be.

    HTH
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #62
      It's drink; it's just back from the pub time where he's from.

      Easier to simply ignore him.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
        It's drink; it's just back from the pub time where he's from.

        Easier to simply ignore him.
        You've stopped biting but you can't ignore me. I'm your only hope on here pal.

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          #64
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          ...And I will for the right price.

          I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

          The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

          Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

          Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.
          What do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!
          If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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            #65
            Originally posted by TheBigD View Post
            What do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!
            F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!

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              #66
              Originally posted by aussielong View Post
              F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!
              Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #67
                Looks like you're too late:

                Domination Basics: Secrets of the Alpha Male Book 1 eBook: Drawk Kwast: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #68
                  Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but is the gist that AL will help you achieve orgasm for money, and OH is keen but still working on the currency conversion?
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
                    Slurp slurp.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
                      No fooking way. I would be banned at least once a week.

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