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You've stopped biting but you can't ignore me. I'm your only hope on here pal.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostIt's drink; it's just back from the pub time where he's from.
Easier to simply ignore him.Comment
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What do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!Originally posted by aussielong View Post...And I will for the right price.
I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.
The first tier is a PDF you can buy.
Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.
Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!Comment
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F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!Originally posted by TheBigD View PostWhat do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!Comment
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Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)Originally posted by aussielong View PostF"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Looks like you're too late:
Domination Basics: Secrets of the Alpha Male Book 1 eBook: Drawk Kwast: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle StoreWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but is the gist that AL will help you achieve orgasm for money, and OH is keen but still working on the currency conversion?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Slurp slurp.Originally posted by eek View PostIs masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No fooking way. I would be banned at least once a week.Originally posted by eek View PostIs masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)Comment
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