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    #31
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I made some wholemeal olive bread last night. Jesus, when it came out of the over, I knew it was unlikely to make the night.
    Were the apostles round for tea again?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #32
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      It seems like it was only a few days ago that we had our first BBQ of the year.

      now it's October and the nights are getting frosty. The holiday season is over and the nights are drawing in

      nothing much to look forward to till after new years

      still, the kids,grandkids, missus are well. and the cats

      I will never, ever, slag may or june off again
      There's always bonfire night, and roasting chestnuts.
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        stews eh ?

        I will make you a pan of scouse one day. I will tell you the story, the history and why some things are done in a particular way.
        money back guarantee


        scouse always sounds like an STD to me

        Doctor : Ah suity, you've gone and got yourself a dose of scouse again. Try laying off MF's missus.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          stews eh ?

          I will make you a pan of scouse one day. I will tell you the story, the history and why some things are done in a particular way.
          money back guarantee


          Do we get to kill one like Jamie Oliver with the sheep?
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #35
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            I agree, just cooked four venison, cherry, chocolate porter pies. One going to my favourite woman tomorrow!

            I have an acacia tree in the back garden, so to speak, and it's turning a wonderful vermillion.

            Mind you, cycling and motorbiking are getting a tad chilly - still no heating on in hyperD towers though!

            Half Scots me.
            Which half?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Which half?
              Look under his kilt - if he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.

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                #37
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

                Look under his kilt - if he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.
                Don't those big macs come with a pickled gherkin?
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Don't those big macs come with a pickled gherkin?
                  I thought it was special sauce.

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                    #39
                    October - U2 - YouTube

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      Were the apostles round for tea again?
                      I cant keep them away, Judas and 'is carrots eh?

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