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    #11
    i was born on the 25th of december




    does anyone have ANY clue what to do with a little bottle of fckng frankinsense
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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      i was born on the 25th of december




      does anyone have ANY clue what to do with a little bottle of fckng frankinsense
      Have you tried sniffing it?
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        i was born on the 25th of december




        does anyone have ANY clue what to do with a little bottle of fckng frankinsense
        myrrh is good for mouth ulcers. A drop or two in a glass of water as a mouthwash.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Anytime in November would be good for a trip south
          any time in the first 3 weeks of november, for a night in EO mansions
          we have cats
          and a digeridoo
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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            any time in the first 3 weeks of november, for a night in EO mansions
            we have cats
            and a digeridoo
            I'll get the booze shipped in.
            Me, me, me...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              I'll get the booze shipped in.
              we have parking for a car. not a lorry
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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                any time in the first 3 weeks of november, for a night in EO mansions
                we have cats
                and a digeridoo
                Wot no whippet?
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Wot no whippet?


                  lovely dog. choked to death on me flat cap


                  corr, if i were 3 months younger, i'd do her



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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    we have parking for a car. not a lorry
                    I'll cut down...
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                      lovely dog. choked to death on me flat cap


                      corr, if i were 3 months younger, i'd do her




                      ... but bestiality and necrophilia isn't a good look.
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