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There's always bonfire night, and roasting chestnuts.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt seems like it was only a few days ago that we had our first BBQ of the year.
now it's October and the nights are getting frosty. The holiday season is over and the nights are drawing in
nothing much to look forward to till after new years
still, the kids,grandkids, missus are well. and the cats
I will never, ever, slag may or june off againWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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scouse always sounds like an STD to meOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Poststews eh ?
I will make you a pan of scouse one day. I will tell you the story, the history and why some things are done in a particular way.
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Doctor : Ah suity, you've gone and got yourself a dose of scouse again. Try laying off MF's missus.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Do we get to kill one like Jamie Oliver with the sheep?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Poststews eh ?
I will make you a pan of scouse one day. I will tell you the story, the history and why some things are done in a particular way.
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But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Which half?Originally posted by hyperD View PostI agree, just cooked four venison, cherry, chocolate porter pies. One going to my favourite woman tomorrow!
I have an acacia tree in the back garden, so to speak, and it's turning a wonderful vermillion.
Mind you, cycling and motorbiking are getting a tad chilly - still no heating on in hyperD towers though!
Half Scots me.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Look under his kilt - if he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhich half?
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I thought it was special sauce.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDon't those big macs come with a pickled gherkin?Comment
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I cant keep them away, Judas and 'is carrots eh?Originally posted by norrahe View PostWere the apostles round for tea again?Comment
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