sack to crack I believe.
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Two points:
- My cock is the size of two Argos pens
- I am now banned from Argos
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?Comment
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Originally posted by louie View PostWomen prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.
Although it does make me chuckle to imagine the female contributors reading all this manly advice and thinking 'Oh my God! How can they be so delusional'Last edited by tractor; 15 October 2012, 13:33.Comment
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I think women would prefer 2 minutes of pleasure to 30 min of boredom!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think women would prefer 2 minutes of pleasure to 30 min of boredom!Comment
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Originally posted by louie View PostI think trying to distil what characteristic all women prefer into one thing is a mistake. Like saying men prefer big tits, but say the big its are on a frigid sack of potatoes? Is she better than a porn star with small tits?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Any lady CUKkers want to give me a conciliatory shag? Bonus point is you get to find out just how big the prawn is in the trouser dept.
Don't all bloody rush at once will you....
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDon't all bloody rush at once will you....
PS - strictly 7 day payment terms+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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