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Jubber replied

16 October 2012, 21:31
Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

Southampton or Northampton?

Littlehampton
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Bacchus replied

16 October 2012, 20:41
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?

Southampton or Northampton?
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Freamon replied

16 October 2012, 19:07
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?

Like a telly from top left to bottom right.
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doodab replied

16 October 2012, 18:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I remember when the twins were born. Doctors were doing rounds and were talking of a case where there was a boy born with a really small penis. Which was soon found to be a girl with a massive clitoris.

I think I may have met her in Thailand.
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Noobie McNoob replied

16 October 2012, 10:54
My throbber looks like a big toe
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DimPrawn replied

16 October 2012, 09:04
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I remember when the twins were born. Doctors were doing rounds and were talking of a case where there was a boy born with a really small penis. Which was soon found to be a girl with a massive clitoris.

Now I know why I like shoes and can't drive properly.
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BrilloPad replied

16 October 2012, 07:44
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

The record is 0.39inches. I believe Eek or Simon Mac could be in with a chance.

I remember when the twins were born. Doctors were doing rounds and were talking of a case where there was a boy born with a really small penis. Which was soon found to be a girl with a massive clitoris.
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SimonMac replied

15 October 2012, 21:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Danish website launches contest to find the smallest willy ... and the winner gets an iPhone | The Sun |News

The record is 0.39inches. I believe Eek or Simon Mac could be in with a chance.

I wonder if it will be an iPad mini?
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MarillionFan replied

15 October 2012, 21:24
Danish website launches contest to find the smallest willy ... and the winner gets an iPhone | The Sun |News

The record is 0.39inches. I believe Eek or Simon Mac could be in with a chance.
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vetran replied

15 October 2012, 21:16
Originally posted by eek View Post

I stand corrected. It does appear that some women do.

NSFW, NSFW , NSFW

Team America: World Police (10/10) Movie CLIP - Dicks, Pussies and Assholes (2004) HD - YouTube
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doodab replied

15 October 2012, 21:09
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KIu_b..._b_fG_2g&gl=GB
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eek replied

15 October 2012, 21:07
Originally posted by eek View Post

I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them.

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've had more than my fair share of the old furry goblet. Sometimes even double helpings.

I stand corrected. It does appear that some women do.
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MarillionFan replied

15 October 2012, 21:05
Originally posted by eek View Post

I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).

I've had more than my fair share of the old furry goblet. Sometimes even double helpings.
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eek replied

15 October 2012, 21:00
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Women don't like a knob to come attached to a dick

or was it the other way round?

I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).
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Spacecadet replied

15 October 2012, 20:44
Originally posted by louie View Post

Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.

Women don't like a knob to come attached to a dick

or was it the other way round?
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