Willy waving

[vetran]

sack to crack I believe.

[SimonMac]

Two points:

1. My cock is the size of two Argos pens
2. I am now banned from Argos

[louie]

Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.

[mudskipper]

I've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?

How to measure Penis SIze? - Yahoo! Answers

[tractor]

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Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.

Women prefer duration over either, a little more inside info for all you 25 yr old stud muffins. Remember the parable of the young bull and the old bull in the field at the bottom of the hill........

Although it does make me chuckle to imagine the female contributors reading all this manly advice and thinking 'Oh my God! How can they be so delusional'

[d000hg]

I think women would prefer 2 minutes of pleasure to 30 min of boredom!

[louie]

I think women would prefer 2 minutes of pleasure to 30 min of boredom!

I think trying to distil what characteristic all women prefer into one thing is a mistake. Like saying men prefer big tits, but say the big its are on a frigid sack of potatoes? Is she better than a porn star with small tits?

[tractor]

I think trying to distil what characteristic all women prefer into one thing is a mistake. Like saying men prefer big tits, but say the big its are on a frigid sack of potatoes? Is she better than a porn star with small tits?

Yes, if the second is Ron Jeremy!!

[DimPrawn]

Any lady CUKkers want to give me a conciliatory shag? Bonus point is you get to find out just how big the prawn is in the trouser dept.

Don't all bloody rush at once will you....

[Zippy]

Don't all bloody rush at once will you....

What's the rate and can you supply two references?

PS - strictly 7 day payment terms