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Hm. As I recall, neither is worth much without decent rigidity. Is that a word?Originally posted by louie View PostWomen prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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This is the second piece of really good news I've had today.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Along the top I thinkOriginally posted by d000hg View PostI've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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It is a word, but I'd heard that you're so ugly you make dildos go floppy. In fact, I heard you're so ugly you have to sneak up on the mirror, you're so ugly you're pet name is Scooby Doo, you're so ugly you make blind kids cry, you're so ugly when you throw a boomerang it wont come back and finally I heard you're so ugly that when you were a baby and you're dad played peek a boo with you, first he'd peek, then he'd boo.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHm. As I recall, neither is worth much without decent rigidity. Is that a word?
MF in 'Happen to have the You're so Ugly website open on another page and decided to use it' modeWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Women don't like a knob to come attached to a dickOriginally posted by louie View PostWomen prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.
or was it the other way round?Coffee's for closersComment
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I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWomen don't like a knob to come attached to a dick
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I've had more than my fair share of the old furry goblet. Sometimes even double helpings.Originally posted by eek View PostI thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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