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    #31
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    What's the rate and can you supply two references?

    PS - strictly 7 day payment terms
    I'm looking to be screwed, not screwed over.

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      #32
      Originally posted by louie View Post
      Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.
      Hm. As I recall, neither is worth much without decent rigidity. Is that a word?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        This is the second piece of really good news I've had today.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          I've never seem it stated categorically how such a measurement should be made... the top or the underside?
          Along the top I think
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Hm. As I recall, neither is worth much without decent rigidity. Is that a word?
            It is a word, but I'd heard that you're so ugly you make dildos go floppy. In fact, I heard you're so ugly you have to sneak up on the mirror, you're so ugly you're pet name is Scooby Doo, you're so ugly you make blind kids cry, you're so ugly when you throw a boomerang it wont come back and finally I heard you're so ugly that when you were a baby and you're dad played peek a boo with you, first he'd peek, then he'd boo.

            MF in 'Happen to have the You're so Ugly website open on another page and decided to use it' mode
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by louie View Post
              Women prefer width rather than length, a little inside info there for all you 40 year old geek virgins.
              Women don't like a knob to come attached to a dick

              or was it the other way round?
              Coffee's for closers

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                #37
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                Women don't like a knob to come attached to a dick

                or was it the other way round?
                I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them. But I'm sure MF will be along soon to correct us (on style no doubt).
                  I've had more than my fair share of the old furry goblet. Sometimes even double helpings.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    I thought it was women don't let dicks knob them.
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I've had more than my fair share of the old furry goblet. Sometimes even double helpings.
                    I stand corrected. It does appear that some women do.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #40
                      http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KIu_b..._b_fG_2g&gl=GB
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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