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    #11
    Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
    Drink! Drink!
    Fight Fight

    *leave it Dave 'es not worth it*
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #12
      Here we go again. Heh! You're right, d000000000000gh!!
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        I think Thursday is the best day. Mon-Wed is just dull and Friday tends to be too bitchy.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          FOAD you tedious bunch of feckwits.
          She's talking to you Hack!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            Fight Fight

            *leave it Dave 'es not worth it*

            I could take him. He's drunker than me.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Coalman View Post
              WZS

              Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.
              It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

              Penalised jovial alky.

              Purple banana sick.

              **** off, you stink of piss.

              Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.

              People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.

              Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.

              You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.

              Slap up wobble bottom.

              Porridge enemas for all concerned.

              De fluff ya navel madam.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Coalman View Post
                WZS

                Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.
                Who is this with his grimy sack?
                You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
                With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
                But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

                Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
                And all that he charges is a penny a lick
                And he gets it out whenever he can
                He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                  Who is this with his grimy sack?
                  You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
                  With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
                  But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

                  Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
                  And all that he charges is a penny a lick
                  And he gets it out whenever he can
                  He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man
                  Is is EternalOptimist?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

                    Penalised jovial alky.

                    Purple banana sick.

                    **** off, you stink of piss.

                    Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.

                    People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.

                    Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.

                    You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.

                    Slap up wobble bottom.

                    Porridge enemas for all concerned.

                    De fluff ya navel madam.
                    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                    Who is this with his grimy sack?
                    You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
                    With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
                    But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

                    Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
                    And all that he charges is a penny a lick
                    And he gets it out whenever he can
                    He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man
                    You two are crap at acrostics.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Is is EternalOptimist?
                      And who is this with his petticoats gay?
                      Powder puff and curly wig and lingerie
                      Well it's old Mollybags, neither woman nor a man*
                      But she'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man
                      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                      George Frederic Watts

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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