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Here we go again. Heh! You're right, d000000000000gh!!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I think Thursday is the best day. Mon-Wed is just dull and Friday tends to be too bitchy.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostFOAD you tedious bunch of feckwits.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostFight Fight
*leave it Dave 'es not worth it*
I could take him. He's drunker than me.Comment
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Originally posted by Coalman View PostWZS
Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.
Penalised jovial alky.
Purple banana sick.
**** off, you stink of piss.
Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.
Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.
You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.
Slap up wobble bottom.
Porridge enemas for all concerned.
De fluff ya navel madam.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Coalman View PostWZS
Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man
Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop manThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostWho is this with his grimy sack?
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man
Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop manWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostIt's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.
Penalised jovial alky.
Purple banana sick.
**** off, you stink of piss.
Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.
Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.
You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.
Slap up wobble bottom.
Porridge enemas for all concerned.
De fluff ya navel madam.Originally posted by speling bee View PostWho is this with his grimy sack?
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man
Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop manComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs is EternalOptimist?
Powder puff and curly wig and lingerie
Well it's old Mollybags, neither woman nor a man*
But she'll never hold a candle to the lollipop manThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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