Permies about to be destroyed

[doodab]

The reason these people are more than happy to let you do all the work is because you're a rude obnoxious ****. There end game isn't to steal the credit, it's to cause an astronomical **** up that you are blamed for so that you get binned.

[DodgyAgent]

You in the library again? Have you got a disability pass?

[sasguru]

Wrong. I work on niche trading systems, very lucrative.

You in the library again? Have you got a disability pass?

If it's so lucrative why aren't you retired by now?
A middle-aged alcoholic getting the run-around by permies.
Not good. Make sure you don't get a heart attack.

[TheBigD]

I have two Permies on my project. The BA and the PM. So far I have ignored the nonsense they talk because they have not affected my deliverable. They don't do much. I get a lot done. I set the direction. I manage myself and the other two devs (who are also work shy).

Recently we are nearing the go live. The permies are trying to get more involved, raising their profiles because the hard work is done and success is now apparently likely. I'm starting to get dropped off emails. I wouldn't care but their weak play is starting to impact my delivery. They are starting to tap my contacts for work- p1ssing them off and ruining the relationships I've built , relationships that I need to deliver software developed in the real world. I cant get sh1t done quickly anymore because these people are squeezing my contacts - the real team

This bank let's long term Permies get out of their depth to give them opportunities. It's gonna turn ugly

You're a bloody disgrace...

aussielong... Your FIRED!

[d000hg]

What is a code monkey? Is it one who gets told what to do and writes code?

That's not me

Unless you're the company owner or the PM or just insubordinate, you can't be a coder who doesn't do what someone tells them to.

HTH.

[sasguru]

Unless you're the company owner or the PM or just insubordinate, you can't be a coder who doesn't do what someone tells them to.

HTH.

Don't have a go , he's already admitted that logic and maths aren't his strongest points.

[tractor]

...

You use "OMG" and watch JK.

Suspicious character.

Oh dear! One simply has to get into character dontcha know?

[aussielong]

He is a code monkey with commoditised skills. At his age too. Hence the stress. Soon to be bobbed.

Sadly he didn't have what it takes to move to more lucrative sectors

WOW

The fact that you have trawled the archives for that speaks volumes about you. What were your search criteria? Or do you have all my threads book marked!! Given the weak search facility on this site?! I bet you went through hundreds of posts in order.

I can just imagine the scenes in the library. They'll be calling security to drag you off. "Geoff wants to search for articles on propellers." ... Move along assguru.

And the post doesn't even say what maths I was looking at.

You've shown yourself up here.

[sasguru]

WOW

The fact that you have trawled the archives for that speaks volumes about you. What were your search criteria? Or do you have all my threads book marked!! Given the weak search facility on this site?! I bet you went through hundreds of posts in order.

I can just imagine the scenes in the library. They'll be calling security to drag you off. "Geoff wants to search for articles on propellers." ... Move along assguru.

And the post doesn't even say what maths I was looking at.

You've shown yourself up here.

Nah I just looked at the first few posts. Took about 10 seconds.
And there you were admitting your thickness to all and sundry.
Right next to the thread about your alcoholism.

PS The post actually does say you were struggling with A-level Maths.*
Unless you've trawled through your back posts to change it

Feck me, what a retard. But amusing for the rest of us.

*Ok fair enough it doesn't. Still makes you look thick though

[PorkPie]

Define needy

POTD!