It's spreading is Auntie about to be ripped apart?

[Gentile]

So nobody has offered to weigh your tits then Gentile?

I'm not into ornithology.

[Mich the Tester]

I always knew I was right to watch Magpie when my Mum made me watch Blue Peter instead.

[SantaClaus]

After such a rash of allegations the NOTW had to close down. Could this be the end of the BBC?

Let's hope so. I've been patronised to death for the last 40 years.

Also, any reason not to have to watch Mr Tumble with my daughter on CBeebies is a bonus.

[SantaClaus]

Well Jim can't fix it any more can he?

Now then, Now then. Come and sit on my lap and lets see if we can fix it together.

[SueEllen]

Also, any reason not to have to watch Mr Tumble with my daughter on CBeebies is a bonus.

Don't worry it will be brought by the new Channel 5 children's channel.

[SueEllen]

Now then, Now then. Come and sit on my lap and lets see if we can fix it together.

[NickFitz]

Betteridge's Law of Headlines - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Turns out it applies to CUK thread titles too

[escapeUK]

Can we take this as an excuse to abandon the license fee and make them fund themselves?

[northernladuk]

Don't know about Jimmy but the Chuckle Brothers give me the creeps. They are just wrong on all levels... <shudder>

[vetran]

Don't know about Jimmy but the Chuckle Brothers give me the creeps. They are just wrong on all levels... <shudder>

They always give me the shivers.