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4 October 2012, 10:23

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4 October 2012, 10:23

Dirty Harry on a bus.

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a Vat return overdue reminder.

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#13

4 October 2012, 10:25

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The cum dribbling from Aussielovers bum

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4 October 2012, 10:33

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4 October 2012, 10:35

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4 October 2012, 11:04

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#17

4 October 2012, 11:04

A submarine fitted with torpedoes.

Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
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4 October 2012, 11:06

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4 October 2012, 11:08

#FFF200 & CH4

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#20

4 October 2012, 13:34

Originally posted by Sysman View Post

A submarine fitted with torpedoes.

That film with the Beatles in wasn't actually a documentary.

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I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

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Urine is quite nourishing
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