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Whats Yellow and Dangerous?

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    #31
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Dirty Harry on a bus.

    A Banana with flick knife.

    a Vat return overdue reminder.

    jaegermeister

    NLdyUK in a an easter chick outfit.

    Snow
    If your Jägermeister bottle contains yellow fluid, it has been got at.
    Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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      #32
      Nick Clegg?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        MF's teeth?

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          #34
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          MF's teeth?
          Old Hacks wifes venereal disease?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Old Hacks wifes venereal disease?
            It's more green and browny, so you're wrong again.

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              #36
              MF's chinese boyfriend

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                #37
                Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                MF's chinese boyfriend
                Old Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Old Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.
                  You see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.

                  You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.

                  As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    You see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.

                    You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.

                    As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.
                    Follow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.
                    You'll get there at some point son.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Follow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.
                      You'll get there at some point son.
                      Son. Magic, the point at which shaunyboy thinks people have lost the argument.

                      You do systematically follow me about, and post about me MF. It's nice, and I am flattered, but no, I am not one for man love, or bum sex. Speak to your daughter, for she likes both.

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