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Whats Yellow and Dangerous?
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If your Jägermeister bottle contains yellow fluid, it has been got at.Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid. -
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Old Hacks wifes venereal disease?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostMF's teeth?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It's more green and browny, so you're wrong again.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOld Hacks wifes venereal disease?Comment
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Old Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostMF's chinese boyfriendWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOld Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.
You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.
As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.Comment
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Follow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostYou see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.
You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.
As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.
You'll get there at some point son.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Son. Magic, the point at which shaunyboy thinks people have lost the argument.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFollow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.
You'll get there at some point son.
You do systematically follow me about, and post about me MF. It's nice, and I am flattered, but no, I am not one for man love, or bum sex. Speak to your daughter, for she likes both.Comment
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