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    I work with Muppets

    The normal office conversation of “what are you doing tonight” started,

    ME: “I’m off to a gig tonight”
    MUPPET: “oh that’s nice, who are you seeing”
    ME: “band called Ultravox”
    MUPPET: “Ohh I know them, they be that new dance band int they”
    ME: walks off
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    Never heard of them

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      #3
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      The normal office conversation of “what are you doing tonight” started,

      ME: “I’m off to a gig tonight”
      MUPPET: “oh that’s nice, who are you seeing”
      ME: “band called Ultravox”
      MUPPET: “Ohh I know them, they be that new dance band int they”
      ME: walks off
      Are Ultravox touring ?? I thought Midge was on a solo tour at the moment.
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Are Ultravox touring ?? I thought Midge was on a solo tour at the moment.
        Website here New album sounds good (IMHO)
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          The normal office conversation of “what are you doing tonight” started,

          ME: “I’m off to a gig tonight”
          MUPPET: “oh that’s nice, who are you seeing”
          ME: “band called Ultravox”
          MUPPET: “Ohh I know them, they be that new dance band int they”
          ME: walks off
          Just remember Jones, that to youngsters these days you're older than Jesus.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
            The normal office conversation of “what are you doing tonight” started,

            ME: “I’m off to a gig tonight”
            MUPPET: “oh that’s nice, who are you seeing”
            ME: “band called Ultravox”
            MUPPET: “Ohh I know them, they be that new dance band int they
            ME: walks off
            West country muppets?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Just remember Jones, that to youngsters these days you're older than Jesus.
              But at least I don't have a beard
              Growing old is mandatory
              Growing up is optional

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                #8
                Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                But at least I don't have a beard
                or wear nappies.

                if you need to kuatb see http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1620997
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                    MUPPET: “Ohh I know them, they be that new dance band int they
                    ME: walks off
                    WTF are you working HJ...........Somerset??
                    I can almost see the straw sticking out of the muppet's mouth!
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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