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Do you do date nights?
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no I'm too busy being screwed by politicians.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Balls - Cooper copulating,
seriously - yes, Mrs V loves me much more after a nice nosh and some horizontal Samba, quite difficult to achieve with near teenage kids. Mrs V isn't exactly quiet once I get going. Saturday the Kids are off to my Brothers and we are off for Dinner. -
Do you have to use nipple clamps?Originally posted by vetran View Postseriously - yes, Mrs V loves me much more after a nice nosh and some horizontal Samba, quite difficult to achieve with near teenage kids. Mrs V isn't exactly quiet once I get going. Saturday the Kids are off to my Brothers and we are off for Dinner.Comment
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I don't need any marital aids, I'm that goodOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo you have to use nipple clamps?
Not its so long since we have done it without trying to be quiet, she tends to let go a bit, I know I do.Comment
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pah. my missus moan loudly during my luurrvve sessions.Originally posted by vetran View PostI don't need any marital aids, I'm that good
Not its so long since we have done it without trying to be quiet, she tends to let go a bit, I know I do.
last night it was something about the fence
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Does Mr Mudskipper read your posts or are you going to have to tell him direct?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNo, but think it's a great idea.Comment
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No. We go away for weekends. In any case, our bedroom is on the 2nd floor, the kids are on the 1st floor and the floors are well soundproofed, so mid-week sex is still on the menu.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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