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    It always seems to hot up towards the end of the week.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Originally posted by shaunyfatboy
      Ok. off for some cheap sex in lithuania as thats how I roll
      We all now know europe recovers

      Last edited by Old Hack; 5 October 2012, 10:05.

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        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        It always seems to hot up towards the end of the week.
        It's when Old Hack has had enough of dealing with tickets all week, the camper van is beginning to smell and he has a long journey back to his dads house in Somerset.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Still bereft of any semblance of spontaneous wit eh? Why do you bother? The entire board have already sussed out that you are a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex. Why continue deluging the place with further evidence?
          Presumably because he's a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            It's when Old Hack has had enough of dealing with tickets all week, the camper van is beginning to smell and he has a long journey back to his dads house in Somerset.
            Very good, that makes even less sense than most of your billious nonsense.

            Champion.

            Director level you say? Maybe directing the queues at Disneyland

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              Originally posted by speling bee View Post
              Presumably because he's a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex.
              Is it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.

              Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Is it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.

                Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.

                It's like watching the retards run the 4*100m and fluff the baton passing. Obviously, with fat boy and fatter boy in the team, there wouldn't be much running.

                And you keep trying to state nonsense like you've been offered perm at Director level? Honestly MF, the only directing you're going to be doing, is at porn with your daughter.

                You really, really should try harder. The Walter Mitty act is getting a bit long in the tooth, try something else now.

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Is it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.

                  Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.

                  Nat, haven't got the time today. As you say, he's on his way home so he can release his frustrations on his mum tonight.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    Originally posted by Zoidercock View Post
                    It's like watching the retards run the 4*100m and fluff the baton passing. Obviously, with fat boy and fatter boy in the team, there wouldn't be much running.

                    And you keep trying to state nonsense like you've been offered perm at Director level? Honestly MF, the only directing you're going to be doing, is at porn with your daughter.

                    You really, really should try harder. The Walter Mitty act is getting a bit long in the tooth, try something else now.

                    Weren't you permanently banned? Why are you still here?
                    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                      Bloody hell, this thread has taken drivel to a new dimension: the drivel singularity is here, we have lost control.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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