It always seems to hot up towards the end of the week.
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It's when Old Hack has had enough of dealing with tickets all week, the camper van is beginning to smell and he has a long journey back to his dads house in Somerset.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt always seems to hot up towards the end of the week.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Presumably because he's a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostStill bereft of any semblance of spontaneous wit eh? Why do you bother? The entire board have already sussed out that you are a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex. Why continue deluging the place with further evidence?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Very good, that makes even less sense than most of your billious nonsense.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt's when Old Hack has had enough of dealing with tickets all week, the camper van is beginning to smell and he has a long journey back to his dads house in Somerset.
Champion.
Director level you say? Maybe directing the queues at Disneyland
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Is it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.Originally posted by speling bee View PostPresumably because he's a c0ck with a serious case of OCD and a huge inferiority complex.
Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.
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It's like watching the retards run the 4*100m and fluff the baton passing. Obviously, with fat boy and fatter boy in the team, there wouldn't be much running.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.
Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.

And you keep trying to state nonsense like you've been offered perm at Director level? Honestly MF, the only directing you're going to be doing, is at porn with your daughter.
You really, really should try harder. The Walter Mitty act is getting a bit long in the tooth, try something else now.Comment
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Nat, haven't got the time today. As you say, he's on his way home so he can release his frustrations on his mum tonight.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it that time already? Welcome to your shift SB. Now remember what Admin has asked us, keep Old Hack busy on here that way he's less likely to self harm again or go out and get arrested for exposing himself to children. Good luck.
Right, I'm off to do my shift on Mumsnet.
The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Originally posted by Zoidercock View PostIt's like watching the retards run the 4*100m and fluff the baton passing. Obviously, with fat boy and fatter boy in the team, there wouldn't be much running.
And you keep trying to state nonsense like you've been offered perm at Director level? Honestly MF, the only directing you're going to be doing, is at porn with your daughter.
You really, really should try harder. The Walter Mitty act is getting a bit long in the tooth, try something else now.
Weren't you permanently banned? Why are you still here?You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Bloody hell, this thread has taken drivel to a new dimension: the drivel singularity is here, we have lost control.
Hard Brexit now!
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