Do you want me in your team?

[Old Hack]

Im planning a trip to Australia later in the year. I was wondering how expensive it was and whether i could find a cheaper alternative. I have. Just give OH a spade, tell him he's been owned and he'll dig you all the ******* way.

GO on MF, stat a thread about me again

How long?

Your foul mouthed daughter would fit in down there a treat, so maybe its a go...

[shaunbhoy]

When it comes to the ritual humiliation of the terminally dim, you OH are what is known in the trade as "low hanging fruit"!

[sasguru]

. Just give OH a spade, tell him he's been owned and he'll dig you all the ******* way.

You could halve the time by giving OzzieLoser a spade to dig from t'other side.

[Old Hack]

You could halve the time by giving OzzieLoser a spade to dig from t'other side.

Whatever you do, don't put 3 spades in the room and ask Shaunyboy to take his pick. He'd never get it done

[Old Hack]

When it comes to the ritual humiliation of the terminally dim, you OH are what is known in the trade as "low hanging fruit"!

...and you keep doing it Shaunyboy. It's funnier that its coming from someone who's slept his way up the food chain

[MarillionFan]

You could halve the time by giving OzzieLoser a spade to dig from t'other side.

Good point. They could both land up at the centre of the Earth trapped by Morlocks. You can only hope.

[Old Hack]

Good point. They could both land up at the centre of the Earth trapped by Morlocks. You can only hope.

Swearing now, sooner or later she'll be in Trowbridge town centre supping cider and dishing out the blow jobs for 2 litres of Thatchers.

Watch out MF, shes on a slippery path with you as her dad.

[shaunbhoy]

Im planning a trip to Australia later in the year. I was wondering how expensive it was and whether i could find a cheaper alternative. I have. Just give OH a spade, tell him he's been owned and he'll dig you all the ******* way.

Not sure I'd trust him with anything that High Tech.

[speling bee]

Not sure I'd trust him with anything that High Tech.

What's the worst that can happen?

[Old Hack]

Not sure I'd trust him with anything that High Tech.

tulip doesn't go in one of your ears and come out the other side fat boy, solely as there's a for rent sign in the middle stopping it.

You really do tickle me, joining in with the boys, when they all think if HMRC taxed intelligence, you'd have yearly rebates.

Can't believe how funny reading your tulip is