Do you want me in your team?

[Old Hack]

My wife has been bandied about the garrison town 106 while I was away playing war with my friends, mostly by local lads who offered her more fun and a much larger cock...

FTFY fat boy

[Old Hack]

It must be said, what your posts may lack in wit, sophistication, brevity, factual accuracy, and general appeal, is more than compensated for by irrelevance.

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Oh my, been owned doing what you do best again.

you're **** wits

Is that a list of tunnels?

My, that is very, very, very funny and it's only a retarded ex squaddie who could draw any other inference from it.

[shaunbhoy]

My, that is very, very, very funny and it's only a retard like me could fail to spot the joke in it.

Oldhacking
verb. oldhack, oldhacking, oldhacks

1. To zealously continue tunnelling/digging even when it is abundantly plain that the very bottom has been reached, as with a shovel, spade, or snout, or with claws, paws or hands.

2. To display obsessive compulsive tendencies when backed into a corner and made to look stupid.

[doomage]

[shaunbhoy]

[Old Hack]

Shaunyboying:
verb. Shaunyboying, Shaunyboys, Shaunyboy

1. To obfuscate, change tack, divert when clearly made to look foolish, inept and incorrect in a discussion.

2. To look at boys and either want to eat them, or get them into a corner to fiddle with them.

3. To boldly ignore all evidence proving one retarded and continue making incorrect statements further proving the point.

We can all do it shaunyboy:

You're all fooks

Is that a list of tunnels?

Couldn't make this tulip up

[shaunbhoy]

Did I mention earlier that your pathetic offerings also lack originality?

[Old Hack]

Did I mention earlier that your pathetic offerings also lack originality?

No need fat boy, your mistake is so damn funny, so amusingly 'you', that I couldn't give a fig right now, it's open season on just how stupidd you are.

The most genuinely, transparently stupid thing you can do, and the list is long, and growing by the day.

I am used to you missing out on the hypocracy of your posts, and sometimes the irony, but this one was just spot on; you actually replied to it, then lambast me.

I genuinely think there couldn't be a better metaphor for yuo, than that.

Knowing you're a fat, ginger fook, who's wife is very likely to have taken on a town, a man so fat, that he has to walk for exercise is simply the icing on the cake.

Thanks for that.

[Old Hack]

[MarillionFan]

Im planning a trip to Australia later in the year. I was wondering how expensive it was and whether i could find a cheaper alternative. I have. Just give OH a spade, tell him he's been owned and he'll dig you all the ******* way.