Bent as a Nine Bob Note

[palatino winotype]

Police investigate Keith Vaz' £500k

Apparently his nickname at Westminster is Vazeline owing to his ability to shrug off any scandal like water off a duck's back.

Hopefully this oleaginous spiv is about to get his comeuppance this time.

[shaunbhoy]

Is it just me that thinks he bears more than a passing resemblance to Kiki the Frog?

[BrilloPad]

Are all MPs on the take?

[vetran]

Are all MPs on the take?

no some are too stupid to flog dodgy passports.

[SimonMac]

Is it just me that thinks he bears more than a passing resemblance to Kiki the Frog?

I do now

[hyperD]

Are all MPs on the take?

Yes.

Lampposts and piano wire. It's the only way.

HTH.

[eek]

Yes.

Lampposts and piano wire. It's the only way.

HTH.

I'm not sure on the piano wire. Barbed wire would be my preferred option.

[doomage]

Oooooo, nice call.

How about razor wire?

Nah.

Too quick.

How about their own intestines?

[vetran]

I'm all for impaling / Hang Draw Quarter then pop their heads on sticks outside the Tower.

Some old traditions should be kept up.

[EternalOptimist]

He's not fit to run a tandoori whelk stall