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EternalOptimist replied

1 October 2012, 16:29
He's not fit to run a tandoori whelk stall
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vetran replied

1 October 2012, 16:04
I'm all for impaling / Hang Draw Quarter then pop their heads on sticks outside the Tower.

Some old traditions should be kept up.
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doomage replied

1 October 2012, 15:57
Originally posted by zeitghost

Oooooo, nice call.

How about razor wire?

Nah.

Too quick.

How about their own intestines?
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eek replied

1 October 2012, 13:30
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Yes.

Lampposts and piano wire. It's the only way.

HTH.

I'm not sure on the piano wire. Barbed wire would be my preferred option.
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hyperD replied

1 October 2012, 13:27
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are all MPs on the take?

Yes.

Lampposts and piano wire. It's the only way.

HTH.
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SimonMac replied

1 October 2012, 12:34
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Is it just me that thinks he bears more than a passing resemblance to Kiki the Frog?

I do now
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vetran replied

1 October 2012, 12:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are all MPs on the take?

no some are too stupid to flog dodgy passports.
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BrilloPad replied

1 October 2012, 11:55
Are all MPs on the take?
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shaunbhoy replied

1 October 2012, 11:53
Is it just me that thinks he bears more than a passing resemblance to Kiki the Frog?
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palatino winotype started a topic Bent as a Nine Bob Note

1 October 2012, 11:50
Bent as a Nine Bob Note

Police investigate Keith Vaz' £500k

Apparently his nickname at Westminster is Vazeline owing to his ability to shrug off any scandal like water off a duck's back.

Hopefully this oleaginous spiv is about to get his comeuppance this time.
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