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    #11
    No, you're thinking of a dinosaur...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      No, you're thinking of a dinosaur...
      I am now.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        No, you're thinking of a dinosaur...
        What do you call a One Eyed Dinosaur?

        Doyouthinkhesarus
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #14
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          The project has a major milestone happening this weekend.

          I been working for weeks to get the my part of it right. 10 minutes ago I received an email putting the final in the coffin of data alignment.

          Instead of fuming I just collapsed into laughter. I had to leave my desk when I started to hiccup.

          I've only just recovered.
          Are you pissed? That sentence does make any sense at all
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            What do you call a One Eyed Dinosaur?

            Doyouthinkhesarus
            What about the lesbian dinosaur ??
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              What about the lesbian dinosaur ??
              And the gay dinosaur?

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                The project has a major milestone happening this weekend.

                I been working for weeks to get the my part of it right. 10 minutes ago I received an email putting the final in the coffin of data alignment.

                Instead of fuming I just collapsed into laughter. I had to leave my desk when I started to hiccup.

                I've only just recovered.
                Sometimes things are so inevitable laughter is the only answer.
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  And the gay dinosaur?
                  What you mean the dunkistodgerus?

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #19
                    How do we know that dinosaurs had two sexes? Maybe they were hermaphodites? Could the different species crossbreed?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      How do we know that dinosaurs had two sexes? Maybe they were hermaphodites? Could the different species crossbreed?
                      Not if they're different species.
                      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                      George Frederic Watts

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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