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Previously on "Inappropriate fit of giggles"

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    The word you are looking for is final NAIL in the coffin
    Of course, "[I've put the] final nail in the coffin of data alignment." Use that phrase all the time.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    FTFY
    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    And yet amazingly it still makes no sense.
    The word you are looking for is final NAIL in the coffin

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    FTFY
    And yet amazingly it still makes no sense.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I been working for weeks to get the my part of it right. 10 minutes ago I received an email putting the final body in the coffin of data alignment.
    FTFY

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And what's that got to do with dinosaurs?


    About as much as dinosaurs had to do with the thread title?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Not if they're different species.
    I am not convinced that is the case. I have long suspected that my MIL is a different species to my Father-in-law, and they managed to procreate. Mind you...............the result!!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    Don't worry I just got told that my group have no say in the failure of my clients organisation...

    Despite the cumulative experience of the team, the client does not feel it want to change right now

    You have made your point now stand back and bill. But I do suggest you increase your rate....
    And what's that got to do with dinosaurs?

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  • bobspud
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    Don't worry I just got told that my group have no say in the failure of my clients organisation...

    Despite the cumulative experience of the team, the client does not feel it want to change right now

    You have made your point now stand back and bill. But I do suggest you increase your rate....

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You mean the Lickalotapus?
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Could be worse!!! Could be that film about a woman with eight vaginas!!! Octopussy!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You mean the Lickalotapus?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    What about the lesbian dinosaur ??
    You mean the Lickalotapus?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    They did change sex on Jurassic Park.
    What if they had more than 2 sexes that could combine in arbitrary ways? Did they have mitochondria?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    How do we know that dinosaurs had two sexes? Maybe they were hermaphodites? Could the different species crossbreed?
    They did change sex on Jurassic Park.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Not if they're different species.
    Well technically you're correct, but how do we know the different types couldn't interbreed? I'm just interested to know how paleontologists decided that they were different species and could be sexed. I mean, what if a triceratops is a female diplodocus?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    How do we know that dinosaurs had two sexes? Maybe they were hermaphodites? Could the different species crossbreed?
    Not if they're different species.

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