My parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?
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50th Wedding Anniversary present
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Love eggs and a butt plug?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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No, I need something that they won't already have, that has particular appropriateness to 50 years of marriage.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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As long as it's Gold, it shouldn't matter. Even better if it's original or specific to something they do together. Depending on how flush you feel, perhaps buying them an all-expenses-paid holiday in Australia's Gold Coast over the Winter season may go down well?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?Comment
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ShakeWeight? Good for keeping trim.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Send 'em on a cruise out of Southampton or if you're a cheapskateOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?Last edited by Troll; 23 September 2012, 21:31.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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hmmmm CUK crimble rendezvous anyone?Originally posted by Troll View Postor if you're a cheapskateHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Hand-carved custom lovespoon?
You should be able to include enough symbolism to give a good celebration of their life together.Comment
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Dad doesn't fly, and they seem to be on cruises every other month. Maybe a kilo of gold. It might gain in value by the time I get it back
They're not really into the lovey dovey stuff.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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