Why do the British hate success?

[Old Hack]

Who gives a sh1t where you've been on holiday? You're driving round Moss Side in a transit van now, probably with your missus in the back trying to get someone to ride it to make up for the short fall in your day rate.

You dish out dreadful personal attacks and very offensive reps but your happy for MF to be banned for a bit of lighthearted fun at your expense. You are a mental midget.

I dont give a fig what the mods do you tosser, and nice you bring out the wife in all this, shows what a class act you are; you've integrated well with those ****tards mate.

4 years son, then a further 18 months and I'd as soon live in Manchester as I would Australia; both tulip tips of the highest order. I've seen more of Australia than you know exists mate, yet you come on here all charlie big pots like you know it all.

I've got your number, no worries. It's all about how hard you're trying to justify how good it is there and I believe the head jocks call it projecting, as in you are trying to persuade yourself what a good decision you've made, when you know its the worst. You'll be back here inside 5 years. I had the intelligence to get residency before I got out, and I tell you, it was the worst 4 years of my life. Its tulip there, you know it is, I know it is.

Still walking to work?

[speling bee]

Why don't you go and play hopscotch on the M4 son

It is flattering but I'm not interested, mate.

[Old Hack]

It is flattering but I'm not interested, mate.

Being invited to be run over is flattering?

What a strange world you live in.

[aussielong]

I dont give a fig what the mods do you tosser, and nice you bring out the wife in all this, shows what a class act you are; you've integrated well with those ****tards mate.

4 years son, then a further 18 months and I'd as soon live in Manchester as I would Australia; both tulip tips of the highest order. I've seen more of Australia than you know exists mate, yet you come on here all charlie big pots like you know it all.

I've got your number, no worries. It's all about how hard you're trying to justify how good it is there and I believe the head jocks call it projecting, as in you are trying to persuade yourself what a good decision you've made, when you know its the worst. You'll be back here inside 5 years. I had the intelligence to get residency before I got out, and I tell you, it was the worst 4 years of my life. Its tulip there, you know it is, I know it is.

Still walking to work?

You are a reactive hot head. I've already stated I am retiring in the med in 2 years time. Australia has been the place to be in the last 5 years. Sterling rates paid in Aussie have been very high. Snorkelling after work is a nice way to unwind too.

By the way, permanent residency lasts 3 years once you leave the country. You either have been renewing it, or you have a aus passport. Either way, you seem to love Australia more than I do... I don't go on and on about where I've been in the country.

[speling bee]

Being invited to be run over is flattering?

What a strange world you live in.

You're clearly a screaming homosexual, pulling other kids' hair in the playground to show that you don't fancy them.

But I really think nobody is interested round here.

[Old Hack]

You are a reactive hot head. I've already stated I am retiring in the med in 2 years time. Australia has been the place to be in the last 5 years. Sterling rates paid in Aussie have been very high. Snorkelling after work is a nice way to unwind too.

By the way, permanent residency lasts 3 years once you leave the country. You either have been renewing it, or you have a aus passport. Either way, you seem to love Australia more than I do... I don't go on and on about where I've been in the country.

Must be pretty tough then, as from what you said, you've been there for 10 years, so that's 5 fallow years then tard?

I have a passport thanks, use it to go back, and have taken a contract there in the past, and I would again, especially when the ashes are in town.

As for knowing more about Australia than you. Well that's a gimmee, as you're just like most English who go there to live and rave about how good it is; you stay in Sydney/Perth/Melbourne/etc and state how wonderful the joint is, before you've actually been anywhere. If anything, you've bene up to Cairns for a trip and state how wonderful the country is, and it's but 20% of the coast, and fook all of the interior.

You're a tard mate, and you're as close to retiring as I am; you're forgetting, I knwo what the rates are in Sydney/Melbourne, and keep a close eye on them, for australia is a fooking cracking place to visit, but hades to live in. I know, as I have done it.

You're a loser mate.

[Old Hack]

You're clearly a screaming homosexual, pulling other kids' hair in the playground to show that you don't fancy them.

But I really think nobody is interested round here.

I guess you think that's an insult.

It's not a good one, and none of the others were. Why don't you try a bit harder, hey?

[speling bee]

I guess you think that's an insult.

It's not a good one, and none of the others were. Why don't you try a bit harder, hey?

I don't think there is anything wrong with being gay , so no insult at all.

We're just not inrerested.

[aussielong]

Must be pretty tough then, as from what you said, you've been there for 10 years, so that's 5 fallow years then tard?

I have a passport thanks, use it to go back, and have taken a contract there in the past, and I would again, especially when the ashes are in town.

As for knowing more about Australia than you. Well that's a gimmee, as you're just like most English who go there to live and rave about how good it is; you stay in Sydney/Perth/Melbourne/etc and state how wonderful the joint is, before you've actually been anywhere. If anything, you've bene up to Cairns for a trip and state how wonderful the country is, and it's but 20% of the coast, and fook all of the interior.

You're a tard mate, and you're as close to retiring as I am; you're forgetting, I knwo what the rates are in Sydney/Melbourne, and keep a close eye on them, for australia is a fooking cracking place to visit, but hades to live in. I know, as I have done it.

You're a loser mate.

You're revealing your stupidity now. You know niche banking rates do you? Go on then... Spill

Are you seriously pushing the idea that you are the only Pom that had travelled around oz on a camper van?

Your posts have no wit, they are just diatribes.

[Old Hack]

Australia has been the place to be in the last 5 years. Sterling rates paid in Aussie have been very high

Are you really that stupid? In from 2002 to about 2005, the rates were A$3 to the £1, meaning my day rate of £400 at the time, was getting me A$1200 a day in 2002.

Since about 2007 it's got worse for Sterling there, and now my £400 would be worth around A$700 a day.

You're not good at this are you.