Why do the British hate success?

[SueEllen]

Why should I tell you?

I was in the med recently looking at property. It's dirt cheap now. And I have strong purchasing power.

I already speak the lingo of my destination, too

While you are there go play in traffic.

[d000hg]

You are panting around him like a bitch on heat. Get yourself some boy action, chill out and give us all a break.

Thanks for quoting, that was amusing.

[MaryPoppins]

I like aussieschlong's new persona. It's funny.

[Old Hack]

The bulltulip is strong in this one...............



Was this "life" before or after your father and brothers told you to steer clear of the Army as you wouldn't be able to cut it?

They didn't need to tell me that joining the army was the simpletons way out of real life mate

Jeez, at least my life wasn't a quick trip the LAD bar is Celle once a week and maybe a trip to the local hooker for some action.

Some of us had a real life shaunyboy, where we were told what to do all the time, and someone didn't own us 23:59 a day

[Old Hack]

You are panting around him like a bitch on heat. Get yourself some boy action, chill out and give us all a break.

Why don't you go and play hopscotch on the M4 son

[MayContainNuts]

Why don't you go and play hopscotch on the M4 son

You do seem a little obsessed with this Shaun Boy today!!!! Sounds like you're the jealous type!!!!!

Very sad!!!!!

[aussielong]

Still waiting, AussieCock?
Like most Ozzies you go from hero to zero in one lunchtime, to coin a phrase.

No, I went to bed love. Now I'm on my way to work.

I'm not telling you where I'm going. I'm well known in the City by a nick name derived from this place- I have been there over 20 times.

Clearly I could make something up for you, but I won't because you are a nasty piece of work.

[Old Hack]

You do seem a little obsessed with this Shaun Boy today!!!! Sounds like you're the jealous type!!!!!

Very sad!!!!!

Eh? Very strange, just been responding to keep him out of the kebab shop the fat knob

[aussielong]

I like aussieschlong's new persona. It's funny.

It's not a persona, I just have a bit more time to post than usual due to a change in travel to/from work.

But, my main motivation is to raise a giggle. Spot on.

[aussielong]

d000gh is just upset his looks have gone, along with his boyfriend...

Stop press, man aged 49 has been to Australia....

I'd guess half the forum, at least have been there, and worked.

I was there for the 2002/2003 ashes, and drove the coastline with the wife after a contract in Melbourne, my eldest child was conceived there. I also moved there in '87, got a job putting up stages for rock concerts around the country.

Trouble is with you d000gh, is you're such a nerd, all you do is write poetry for your boyfriend, lamenting his leaving and possibly play dungeons and dragons with your friends from Uni. Some of us had a life...

Who gives a sh1t where you've been on holiday? You're driving round Moss Side in a transit van now, probably with your missus in the back trying to get someone to ride it to make up for the short fall in your day rate.

You dish out dreadful personal attacks and very offensive reps but your happy for MF to be banned for a bit of lighthearted fun at your expense. You are a mental midget.