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    #41
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That or you're having a massive coronary.
    Moderation in all things is a wise precept, including with exercising.
    Anyway off to drive this GT86 see ya'll laterz.
    Well yes, in some cases here that's more likely.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #42
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      You're a triathlete; man up. Exercise should not be easy!

      If you feel dizzy, breathless, nauseous, in pain or are sweating profusely, congratulations; you're training!

      Pain is just weakness leaving the body.


      Im torn between an active and committed game of football this evening, or whether to adopt the classic central midfield general and only work in the center circle spraying the ball around.

      I've got a bit of an ache in my thigh so Im going for option 2 - the deep lying midfielder.

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        #43
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post


        Im torn between an active and committed game of football this evening, or whether to adopt the classic central midfield general and only work in the center circle spraying the ball around.

        I've got a bit of an ache in my thigh so Im going for option 2 - the deep lying midfielder.
        My advice was meant for Brillo seeing as he chooses to compete in a sport that is horrifically tough. ;-)
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #44
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post


          Im torn between an active and committed game of football this evening, or whether to adopt the classic central midfield general and only work in the center circle spraying the ball around.

          I've got a bit of an ache in my thigh so Im going for option 2 - the deep lying midfielder.
          Plus a slight cut on my shin due to some young buck taking my out last week and we don't wear shin pads as its not that sort of game. Socks around the ankles.
          However tonight I will be shinned up

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            #45
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Plus a slight cut on my shin due to some young buck taking my out last week and we don't wear shin pads as its not that sort of game. Socks around the ankles.
            However tonight I will be shinned up
            Just do what you feel you can do, run about a bit in the game, go for a jog once a week and go for a brisk walk once a week and you're probably fitter than the multi-chinned wobbly lardasses that block the pavements of northern Europe.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #46
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I thought you'd be lighter. I discovered the wonders of human flight when you sat down on the other end of a bench.
              The smaller they are the further they fly.

              Oi d000gh, how is Narnia these days?

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                #47
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                A thread for all us slim guys who can eat and drink what we want without any weight gain.
                Seriously I'm only 3 pounds different to when I was 18. 5'11'' and 12 stone, all muscle.
                My dad and gramps were the same.
                Anyone else or are youse all fat bastards?
                I'm 5ft 11 and 12 stone too but only in the morning, naked, I actually feel a bit tubby at that weight and I wobble a bit, used to run alot and was more slender 11.5 stone then so may be that. I am the same size now as I was when I was 13 in both height and weight, I was an early developer secured my position in the rugby team until about 14 / 15 when every caught up and left me behind.
                I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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                  #48
                  Why are so many CUKkers obsessed with homosexuality-based insults? Did we slip back into the school playground or is the board filled with married men trying to assuage those worrying niggling feelings that they should be more interested in the women Mich posts pictures of than their shoes, by making some macho display?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    The smaller they are the further they fly.

                    Oi d000gh, how is Narnia these days?
                    Ah yes. Your reply to my son when you challanged him to a fight and said "the bigger they are the harder they fall".

                    I still think you should have turned him upside down by his ankles. I am unable to any more. Eating too many of your biccies probably.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Why are so many CUKkers obsessed with homosexuality-based insults? Did we slip back into the school playground or is the board filled with married men trying to assuage those worrying niggling feelings that they should be more interested in the women Mich posts pictures of than their shoes, by making some macho display?
                      I don't think being called homosexual is an insult.

                      Though cuk is like a playground.

                      <pokes tongue out at d000hg>

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