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I think I got a cramp, just reading that.Bazza gets caught
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Oi shorty! Holding the camera does not constitute playing.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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Neither does sitting in the stands causing a gravitational anomaly, fatty!Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostOi shorty! Holding the camera does not constitute playing.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Somehow I thought you'd be bigger!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNeither does sitting in the stands causing a gravitational anomaly, fatty!

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That phrase just keeps following you around doesn't it?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostSomehow I thought you'd be bigger!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I thought you'd be lighter. I discovered the wonders of human flight when you sat down on the other end of a bench.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostSomehow I thought you'd be bigger!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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People who put on stones of weight have just let themselves go. If your trousers are starting to get tight, cut down or up the exercise routine. If you put on a couple of pounds when you weigh yourself, do the same. It's not hard to maintain a healthy bodyweight.
A lot of people dont even have a set of bathroom scales these days, and half the population seems to have elasticated waistbands. No wonder we are the second fattest nation in the world. So fat the shops are starting to lie about the sizes of the clothes in shops.
Wrong trousers on the High Street as men fall victim to 'vanity sizing' - TelegraphComment
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Agreed, but don't worry about the scales; measure your waistline for a better indication.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostPeople who put on stones of weight have just let themselves go. If your trousers are starting to get tight, cut down or up the exercise routine. If you put on a couple of pounds when you weigh yourself, do the same. It's not hard to maintain a healthy bodyweight.
A lot of people dont even have a set of bathroom scales these days, and half the population seems to have elasticated waistabands. No wonder we are the second fattest nation in the world. So fat the shops are starting to lie about the sizes of the clothes in shops.
Wrong trousers on the High Street as men fall victim to 'vanity sizing' - Telegraph
But that trouser advice might not work for Chris Hoy.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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They've been doing that for years for womens sizes.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostPeople who put on stones of weight have just let themselves go. If your trousers are starting to get tight, cut down or up the exercise routine. If you put on a couple of pounds when you weigh yourself, do the same. It's not hard to maintain a healthy bodyweight.
A lot of people dont even have a set of bathroom scales these days, and half the population seems to have elasticated waistabands. No wonder we are the second fattest nation in the world. So fat the shops are starting to lie about the sizes of the clothes in shops.
Wrong trousers on the High Street as men fall victim to 'vanity sizing' - Telegraph
I have yet to go into a different store and find that the sizes are consistent, which is a right PITA.Comment
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That or you're having a massive coronary.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf you feel dizzy, breathless, nauseous, in pain or are sweating profusely, congratulations; you're training!
Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Moderation in all things is a wise precept, including with exercising.
Anyway off to drive this GT86 see ya'll laterz.Hard Brexit now!
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