Beer with meal while staying away

[BlasterBates]

One beer is a drink, 3 is "boozing"....

[kingcook]

What a grouper twonks

Back to OP. Most old world pubs will still have a manual invoice system in plaice (sorry), so you can simply ask them to put 'food £25' and be done with it.

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

[TestMangler]

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

A bit shellfish of you to deviate from fish jokes

[kingcook]

A bit shellfish of you to deviate from fish jokes

Read it again... for fook's hake...

[d000hg]

Calm down, we don't want any bare knuckle fighting here.

[Old Hack]

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

If you are fishing for a bite, I'd use a different angler, as a barb like that makes the thread bleak, and you look a bit crappie

[BA to the Stars]

I recall reading on HMRC's website that it's ok to have an alcoholic drink with your meal if you're staying away from home, and you can claim it as an expense.

Would 3 bottles of beer and a bag of crisps be OK to claim?

I'll have to mullet over

[BA to the Stars]

The fish puns are a load of carp