Reply to: Beer with meal while staying away

[BA to the Stars]

The fish puns are a load of carp

[BA to the Stars]

I recall reading on HMRC's website that it's ok to have an alcoholic drink with your meal if you're staying away from home, and you can claim it as an expense.

Would 3 bottles of beer and a bag of crisps be OK to claim?

I'll have to mullet over

[Old Hack]

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

If you are fishing for a bite, I'd use a different angler, as a barb like that makes the thread bleak, and you look a bit crappie

[d000hg]

Calm down, we don't want any bare knuckle fighting here.

[kingcook]

A bit shellfish of you to deviate from fish jokes

Read it again... for fook's hake...

[TestMangler]

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

A bit shellfish of you to deviate from fish jokes

[kingcook]

What a grouper twonks

Back to OP. Most old world pubs will still have a manual invoice system in plaice (sorry), so you can simply ask them to put 'food £25' and be done with it.

Your type isn't whelkome 'round here...

[BlasterBates]

One beer is a drink, 3 is "boozing"....

[Old Hack]

What a grouper twonks

Back to OP. Most old world pubs will still have a manual invoice system in plaice (sorry), so you can simply ask them to put 'food £25' and be done with it.

[Bacchus]

Don't know why I visit this plaice, the jokes are eely flounder-ing

[cojak]

You're all a bunch of pollacks...

[Paddy]

I recall reading on HMRC's website that it's ok to have an alcoholic drink with your meal if you're staying away from home, and you can claim it as an expense.

Would 3 bottles of beer and a bag of crisps be OK to claim?

Former client co paid for overseas expenses but they said "we do not pay for any drinks shown on receipts" . The problem was solved by saying to the restaurants and bars that we need receipts that do not show drinks. They all obliged.

[bless 'em all]

If you don't shut up i'm going to batter you!!!

Stop making such a Huss!

[EternalOptimist]

youse fckng idiots.
can youse stop it. for cods hake

[kingcook]

You seem to be confusing HMRC with your wife.

You basstard