What would you do to impress the judges?
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If you applied for Britains Got Talent.
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Machine gun.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat would you do to impress the judges?merely at clientco for the entertainment -
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The White Eared Elephant...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Some UML modelling? It's like balloon modelling but even crapper.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I think I'd do my strong man show by ripping a tissue then crushing a grape.
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What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You into that sort of thing? You dirty minx!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWTS
What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)
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