If you applied for Britains Got Talent.

[BrilloPad]

It's daft to say they don't get genuinely talented people coming through, simply by sheer weight of numbers.

Well Simon Cowell is incredibly talented. I admire his ability to make money out of the wretched detrius of society - even if it makes us alot poorer as society.

[d000hg]

It's daft to say they don't get genuinely talented people coming through, simply by sheer weight of numbers.

[cailin maith]

Ever read chart throb by Ben Elton? The X factor has no singers. It only has clingers(I want success so much), mingers and blingers. There are better singers at my local church than any reality show.

No - I quite like Ben Elton - I might just give it a go.

Yep, they are mostly desperados who end up retreating into obscurity when it's all over.

[BrilloPad]

WTS

What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)

Ever read chart throb by Ben Elton? The X factor has no singers. It only has clingers(I want success so much), mingers and blingers. There are better singers at my local church than any reality show.

[MarillionFan]

WTS

What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)

You into that sort of thing? You dirty minx!

[cailin maith]

WTS

What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)

[Halo Jones]

Machine gun.

Don't miss the audience either.

+1

[MarillionFan]

I think I'd do my strong man show by ripping a tissue then crushing a grape.

Suityou.

[d000hg]

Some UML modelling? It's like balloon modelling but even crapper.

[darmstadt]

The White Eared Elephant...

[BrilloPad]

juggle my collection of rare thermos flasks.

[Cliphead]

Machine gun.

Don't miss the audience either.

[eek]

What would you do to impress the judges?

Machine gun.

[MarillionFan]

What would you do to impress the judges?