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Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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Church Administrator : Bishop, The Canon is here.
Bishop : Oh good, tell him he's fired.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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God knows how long it had been for the guy riding in front of me on the way home last night. Every time I caught up to his back wheel the stench was so overpowering I had to back off again.Originally posted by d000hg View PostHopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Garlic curry last night.. and a garlic naan.. I bet I ponged today!Originally posted by vetran View PostI had asparagus for lunch - in the smallest room and eew!Comment
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Businessman on train -'you are gorgeous. Can I smell your f@nny?'
Gorgeous blonde - 'No you most certainly can not. you pervert'
BoT -'Oh. it must be your feet then'


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I wouldn't say I stink but I can smell myself of a morning. It's a pleasant smell to me but I tend to shower before leaving the house.Originally posted by d000hg View PostHopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I have to wash every time after I exercise. Usually 3 or 4 times a day.Originally posted by d000hg View PostHopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?Comment
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