Curious pleasures

[d000hg]

Isn't it nice to go without a shower and sniff oneself from time to time?

I wouldn't want to do it every day mind.

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

[TestMangler]

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[DaveB]

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

God knows how long it had been for the guy riding in front of me on the way home last night. Every time I caught up to his back wheel the stench was so overpowering I had to back off again.

[vetran]

I had asparagus for lunch - in the smallest room and eew!

[moggy]

I had asparagus for lunch - in the smallest room and eew!

Garlic curry last night.. and a garlic naan.. I bet I ponged today!

[EternalOptimist]

Businessman on train -'you are gorgeous. Can I smell your f@nny?'
Gorgeous blonde - 'No you most certainly can not. you pervert'
BoT -'Oh. it must be your feet then'

[doodab]

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

I wouldn't say I stink but I can smell myself of a morning. It's a pleasant smell to me but I tend to shower before leaving the house.

[BrilloPad]

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

I have to wash every time after I exercise. Usually 3 or 4 times a day.