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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI wasn't going to drink until tomorrow but I ended up having three pints last night down the pub. My wife and daughter conspired to get me down there so I could meet the daughter's new boyfriend then my daughter could ply me with drink until she broached the subject of moving back in with us for three months whilst she "sorts herself out".
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI hope its just your daughter moving back in and not her new lurver...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThird time she's come back and she's 25 next week.
My wife told me I'd been bitchslapped enough and I could go home.
Is it not possible to move house or summat?
At least she is not pregnant.Comment
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Can I change my answer, I had a couple of bottles last night.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI wasn't going to drink until tomorrow but I ended up having three pints last night down the pub. My wife and daughter conspired to get me down there so I could meet the daughter's new boyfriend then my daughter could ply me with drink until she broached the subject of moving back in with us for three months whilst she "sorts herself out".
Whoopee.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWould you prefer she moved in with him?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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damn, you just made me realise i havent had a drink for nearly a week i off to t...Signed sealed and delivered.Comment
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