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    #51
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You mean kids don't just leave home at 18 forever?
    Third time she's come back and she's 25 next week.

    Originally posted by Notascooby View Post
    and you stopped at 3?
    My wife told me I'd been bitchslapped enough and I could go home.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #52
      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
      I wasn't going to drink until tomorrow but I ended up having three pints last night down the pub. My wife and daughter conspired to get me down there so I could meet the daughter's new boyfriend then my daughter could ply me with drink until she broached the subject of moving back in with us for three months whilst she "sorts herself out".

      Whoopee.
      I hope its just your daughter moving back in and not her new lurver

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        #53
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        I hope its just your daughter moving back in and not her new lurver
        I managed to make that one of the stipulations!
        ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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          #54
          Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
          Third time she's come back and she's 25 next week.



          My wife told me I'd been bitchslapped enough and I could go home.


          Is it not possible to move house or summat?

          At least she is not pregnant.

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            #55
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


            Is it not possible to move house or summat?
            We moved but she tailed my car back from the pub one night.

            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            :At least she is not pregnant.
            ...not that I know of at any rate! If that's the case she can get a council house!
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #56
              Can I change my answer, I had a couple of bottles last night.
              Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                I wasn't going to drink until tomorrow but I ended up having three pints last night down the pub. My wife and daughter conspired to get me down there so I could meet the daughter's new boyfriend then my daughter could ply me with drink until she broached the subject of moving back in with us for three months whilst she "sorts herself out".

                Whoopee.
                Would you prefer she moved in with him?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Would you prefer she moved in with him?
                  That was one of the considerations in having her back, I didn't want to "force" her into that option before she was ready.
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                    #59
                    damn, you just made me realise i havent had a drink for nearly a week i off to t...
                    Signed sealed and delivered.

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                      #60
                      This thread is enough to drive me to drink

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