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Sit or Stand?
26Sit30.77%8Stand42.31%11perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.26.92%7I emptied AndyW's catheter bag.0.00%0 -
What sort of man would possibly sit? Imagine having to lift the toilet seat afterwards to annoy the wife.... -
The actual controversial toilet position based question is, "do you sit down or stand up whilst wiping your arse?"
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I think the term is called "pee-males" and I have been known to sit down for a piss, usually as its the only bit of peace I get with the kids around so make the most of the timeOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Always sit down when it's on the client's time.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat sort of man would possibly sit? Imagine having to lift the toilet seat afterwards to annoy the wife....
Can be a bit awkward if someone else is using the urinals as well.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
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I have a filipino boy for thatOriginally posted by Robinho View PostThe actual controversial toilet position based question is, "do you sit down or stand up whilst wiping your arse?"
Cue venomous arguments...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Is that because you have a tiny penis?Originally posted by speling bee View PostAlways sit down when it's on the client's time.
Can be a bit awkward if someone else is using the urinals as well.Comment
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Sitting down can be risky if you have the wrong length saus for the bog. A friend of mine had pee coming under the seat and all down the back of his kecks
boy, did he feel such a fool
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Why do you ask?Originally posted by Robinho View PostIs that because you have a tiny penis?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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