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The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but happiness appears to be a function of the seminal fluid pulsing through one’s veins.
I like it when they swallow but I think I'd run a mile from a girl who wanted to inject my jizz intravenously.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
"It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants."
I must admit that it is a 2 way thing as it has a similar effect on my as I give it away. It certainly induces sleep on my part.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
But then if you're losing it, you should suffer from adverse effects. Unless you kiss her afterwards.
Naah I've got loads of the stuff. Giving away a few teasoons of man juice is not going to change my mood much. I'm a chartiable kind of chap in these respects. Anyhow, I've been making it for years and it seems like an endless supply is readily available. Although when I have been on the beer it might involved a little more work on her part!
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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