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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It's all very well, but think of the calories.

    Edit: Actually, now I've gargled it, it is apparently quite a diet friendly choice of snack.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Probably used an open G tuning.....
    Well I didn't say if he was using it to strum or fret Maybe you could get a decent barre...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It's all very well, but think of the calories.

    Edit: Actually, now I've googled it, it is apparently quite a diet friendly choice of snack.
    I'm sure we've (as in CUK, not you and I) discussed this before.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Even if you super size it? ;-)
    Surely if its like gum and it gets stuck in your stomach and reduces what you can eat - then it is healthy?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It's all very well, but think of the calories.

    Edit: Actually, now I've googled it, it is apparently quite a diet friendly choice of snack.
    Even if you super size it? ;-)

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  • mudskipper
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    It's all very well, but think of the calories.

    Edit: Actually, now I've googled it, it is apparently quite a diet friendly choice of snack.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Classic thread. All about health benefits of pleasing a man. Mary Poppins is straight in extolling her techniques for sucking a golf ball through a straw. Gentile isn't seen for dust(nothing to add in that department).

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Probably used an open G tuning.....
    Watch you don't leave a (pubic)hair on the G string!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    With his member? That's quite a trick.
    Probably used an open G tuning.....

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.
    With his member? That's quite a trick.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.
    Um. It didn't happen quite like that...

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What did he do wrong?

    I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What did he do wrong?
    Nah. I was just being childish really. He was a complete tool though (see historic threads from me pregnant and mental).

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.
    As my old Grandad used to say, it might be small, but I can fill a pram and a cot with it

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What did he do wrong?

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