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    #41
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What did he do wrong?

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      #42
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Yup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.
      As my old Grandad used to say, it might be small, but I can fill a pram and a cot with it
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What did he do wrong?
        Nah. I was just being childish really. He was a complete tool though (see historic threads from me pregnant and mental).
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          What did he do wrong?

          I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #45
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.
            Um. It didn't happen quite like that...
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #46
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              I recall him opening his flies and then serenading MP by playing his guitar.
              With his member? That's quite a trick.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #47
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                With his member? That's quite a trick.
                Probably used an open G tuning.....
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Probably used an open G tuning.....
                  Watch you don't leave a (pubic)hair on the G string!

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                    #49
                    Classic thread. All about health benefits of pleasing a man. Mary Poppins is straight in extolling her techniques for sucking a golf ball through a straw. Gentile isn't seen for dust(nothing to add in that department).

                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #50
                      It's all very well, but think of the calories.

                      Edit: Actually, now I've googled it, it is apparently quite a diet friendly choice of snack.

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